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When does one remember to 'update' something in between sporadic rememberance of people who might glance here?
... not me. :)
there is a silence when the echoes resonate
capturing the awareness of the enlightened
and defeaning those unwilling to accept
cast out your lines into the waters love
seek to show upon the lake of my perception
ripples of change to a calm placid world
again; take and hold in hand your cast
throwing it where you may with care
for no analogies will serve you here.
... so is chopping block
http://www.choppingblock.org/
love it! :D
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to $5, when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realised she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of chocolate cake complimentary from the last shop.
She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours prancing around town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require around the clock care to feed him, cloth him and change his nappy. And you'll now be his carer!"
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead! What'd you buy?"
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I will prune all the old accounts, archive and trash the rest that haven't had stuff updated in a year or more. >.>
You were warned.
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